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Pentestspotting Choose Your Future Choose To Pentest Choose No Life Choose No Career Choose No Family Choose A... Smoke Gray T-Shirt Front
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Pentest-spotting

Created by creator8235...
Inspired by the official Adminspotting from 1997 and the movie Trainspotting. Must have for Pentesters. 

For EU customers: https://teespring.com/EU-pentest-spotting

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Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big mess with laptops, mobile devices, fully encrypted flash drives and tens of VMs. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose combats and matching trekking shoes. Choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose Burp, Kali, hipster scripting languages, toolkits, debuggers, and wondering why the fuck you‘re writing a report on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair, looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing applications and infrastructures, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable cons, nothing more than an has-been technical resource to the non-sentient, fucked up AI DARPA spawned to replace the computer-literate.  Choose your future. Choose to pentest.
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Inspired by the official Adminspotting from 1997 and the movie Trainspotting. Must have for Pentesters. 

For EU customers: https://teespring.com/EU-pentest-spotting

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Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a fucking big mess with laptops, mobile devices, fully encrypted flash drives and tens of VMs. Choose no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose combats and matching trekking shoes. Choose chairs for your office in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose Burp, Kali, hipster scripting languages, toolkits, debuggers, and wondering why the fuck you‘re writing a report on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair, looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing applications and infrastructures, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable cons, nothing more than an has-been technical resource to the non-sentient, fucked up AI DARPA spawned to replace the computer-literate.  Choose your future. Choose to pentest.
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  • $0 for the first apparel item and $0 for each additional apparel item.
  • $0 for the first phone case and $0 for each additional phone case.
  • $0 for the first sticker and $0 for each additional sticker.
  • $0 for the first hoodie/sweatshirt and $0 for each additional hoodie/sweatshirt.
  • $0 for the first Twitch hoodie and $0 for each additional Twitch hoodie.
  • $0 for the first mug and $0 for each additional mug.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first die cut sticker and $0 for each additional die cut sticker.
  • $0 for the first all-over hoodie and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
  • $0 for the first item and $0 for each additional item.
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