If it Flies - Limited

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A Programmer's Prayer

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Most Programmers Struggle with 2 Things

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6 Phases of a Software Project

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Clothing the Bureaucracy

About two months ago I found myself speaking at a technical conference surrounded by a sea of branded hoodies, T-shirts and similar swag and I realized that I had no way to signal to interested parties who I worked for. My colleagues had no way to signal their affiliation to people who had heard my talk and were interested in learning more about our work.<div><br></div><div>But these kind of things are difficult in government because every dollar you spend is a dollar someone else paid in taxes. Fiscal responsibility is important to me. It's important to a lot of my colleagues too. So I did this on my own time, with my own personal money.</div>

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Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC)

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Coding saved me from being a porn star

Coding saved me from being a porn star now I'm just a programmer

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Sale Ends in 1 Day!

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IT Specialist Limited Edition T-Shirt!

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Pentest-spotting

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