The news cycle never sleeps, so why should you*? Load up your office's disappointing coffee, your favorite tea, some German maté soda, whiskey, or dried-up markers into our exclusive mug. It's made of ceramic and not metal, so you can bring it through an airport scanner and hide secrets in it, maybe**.
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** Don't do that actually.