The word on the street is, that there is nothing better than catching someone checking you out. Well, here at the, Not Quite Right Store, we changed that word, (You know the one on the street?),"For-Evah". You, the every day consumer, want to catch them checking you out and laughing at your hip, cool shirt, and not because you tucked it into your underwear this time. What a dork! Have them thinking, "Where doth such a smooth, velvet wearing, cheese eating person come from?" You tell them, "Mom". Who else, will do this kind of research for you? Well, there could be better ways but, think of the time and money and betas, oh the humanity. Relax, gentle readers and stop over thinking, shhhh, relax, that "Thinking", thing, has been done for you and as luck would have it, it's gluten free. How? Why, it's simple and very unscientific. We, meaning us, The Not Quite Right Store, used a proven method of using monkeys that...(Dramatic pause, then slow head turn) LOOK. I know, I know, this is like learning a fake alien language but, we are trying to keep this in laymen's terms, so we are typing very slowly. Fear not though gentle reader, we have taken that risk on ourselves with our own brains. So, now the every day consumer can have it, the future, with new and improved ingredients, grass fed, organic, taste like dirt, monkeys that, wait for it...always look. Be the first actual kid or oversized "Kid", on your block to own one.
