Behold! The truly hideous countenance of The _Scoundrel_M!
Express your joy at the existence of the stream, by inflicting my blood-curdling visage on all who gaze upon you. Be warned, pregnant women will give birth to goats, infants will explode, the elderly will turn to stone, and your soul shall be cast into the arms of Mammon for the audacity you display in helping me sell out.
All profits from this shirt will go towards The_Scoundrel_M's new PC fund.