Nothing confers legitimacy like an official t-shirt. Does that other anti-apartment group have a t-shirt? No, that other group does not have a t-shirt.
Don't fund a doomed anti-development lawsuit -- fund a t-shirt!
Show support for the responsible development movement by wearing the
MRRSVLD logo on your chest. The longest acronym is the BEST acronym. This shirt has everything except randomly capitalized words.
This shirt is a must-have for Minneapolis City Planning Commission meetings.
Make your voice heard on Channel 14: take off your shirt on live TV, then read from a seemingly endless list of complaints printed on the back. They also make a great gift for your older relatives who've spent decades hating where they live, but are too stubborn or lazy to move to the suburbs. Don't forget to buy one for all your nephews!