The Official ThankXanax Tee

<div>You've popped Xans at home. You've popped Xans in the club. Heck, you've probably even popped some at the office!</div><div><br></div><div>Take your addiction to the next level with this crisp premium tee. Show your friends what a degenerate you are. Show your parents. Heck, show your boss!</div><div><br></div><div><i>Bonus Feature: Increase your chances of surviving an overdose by letting the paramedics know what you're high on.</i></div>

$22
Prescription Coffee Mug

Get your morning fix with this hilarious coffee mug.  Let your addiction for brewed goodness be known.  

$14